Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
By Marc • Oct 21st, 2005 • Category: In Other News...., the WeirdoThis is certainly startling news. If Pittsburgh falls, this country will be in serious trouble. Plus an infestation in Pittsburgh could quickly spread to the rest of the state, possibly even interstate.
I remember well the Louisville incident:
“Today’s zombies quickly learn to open doors, break windows, and stage ambushes,” Cornelius said. “In one 1985 incident in Louisville, a band of zombies was able to lure four paramedics and countless law-enforcement officials to their deaths by commandeering an ambulance radio and calling for backup.”
“Send more cops!” What a nightmare!
What is it going to take for these boneheads in FUMA to realize that a zombie infestation anywhere int he country is inviting disaster. But if Pittsburgh falls, how will be build new cars and skyscrapers without all that steel?
Marc is a Catholic technology geek living in Tennessee. He blogs at Wild Tangents and is the host of the Catholic Vocations Podcast.
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