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If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

By Marc • Nov 14th, 2005 • Category: Pop Culture, the Geek

What if Dr. Suess was really desperate for work back in the late 80’s and went to work for Paramount? well, we might have ended up with Star Trek: TNG dialog like this:

Picard: Sigma Indri, that’s the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We’ll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?

Pretty funny huh?

Check out the whole episode:
[If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation]

Marc is a Catholic technology geek living in Tennessee. He blogs at Wild Tangents and is the host of the Catholic Vocations Podcast.
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