“KOCHI, Japan – Nervous at the start but encouraged by a couple of late birdies, Michelle Wie was five strokes off the lead in a men’s tournament Thursday and optimistic about making the cut.” She should be OK, as log as she doesn’t have to take a drop. [Wie Is Five Strokes Off Lead Against [...]
“COLUMBIA, S.C. – ‘Y’all’ isn’t welcome in Erica Tobolski’s class in voice and diction at the University of South Carolina. And forget about ‘fixin’,’ as in getting ready to do something, or ‘pin’ when talking about the writing instrument. Tobolski’s class is all about getting rid of accents, mostly Southern ones in the heart of [...]
“LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Not every family can afford one at a price tag of up to $200,000 (116,000 pounds), but actor Tom Cruise says he bought a sonogram machine for his pregnant fiance, actress Katie Holmes, so that they can monitor the development of their child.” I’m surprised this isn’t against Scientology. He does [...]
“In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. Further, if you follow all these rules [...]
Man….Since when did Home Depot employ the Pharisees? I mean, talk about the letter of the law and not the spirit… “METHUEN, Mass. – Home Depot Inc. apologized to a carpenter who was banned by the chain worldwide after he absent-mindedly pocketed a pencil he had used up to do some quick math. Michael Panorelli, [...]
“MANILA (Reuters) – Filipinos could have collectors’ items in their wallets after a small number of 100-peso (1 pound) bills slipped into circulation with an error in the president’s name.” Apparently they mis-spelled it “S-C-A-N-D-A-L”… It’s an easy mistake to make. I mean nobody’s perfect. UPDATE: I need to make a correction. Apparently “Scandal” wasn’t [...]
I got this in my email today…. Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light [...]
“NEW YORK – Christina Aguilera has found out what a girl wants, and now she’s marrying him. “ Just what ever you do, don’t tell me her fiancee’s last name is “Bratman”…. “Wedding festivities for the pop singer and fiancee Jordan Bratman began Thursday in northern California’s Napa Valley,” I was afraid you were going [...]
Gosh….Two in a row….Sorry ma’am. We know we told you your son was dead. Sorry you used all your retirement money on a deposit for the funeral. We’re also sorry to mourned for so long when your son wasn’t dead. These things happen though. Rest assured the official who made the ID card has been [...]
Whoops….Sorry sir. You know that test result we gave you a few weeks ago. Well, there seems to have been a little “clerical error”. We’re sorry you went out and blew your life savings on cheap booze and cigarettes. These things happen though you know. Rest assured the cleric has been sacked…… “LONDON, Nov. 16 [...]
I think this is awesome. Too many parents it seems don’t take a real vested interest in their kids. They need to be more involved and concerned. It might not be the best thing, but at least this mom is doing something more than just frowning. Kudos to Ms. Henderson! “EDMOND, Okla. – Tasha Henderson [...]
Good for law enforcement. It’s nice to know they’re out there catching the bad guys… “Police in Arizona have caught a crime ring that is believed to have been responsible for up to 10 per cent of all the counterfeit money in the state.” But wait……Could it be that things were too easy? You betcha! [...]
Well, This quiz was right on since I was a medic…. You scored as Medic. Your a medic. Not really into fighting people, but prefer to help and heal. Your a caring person who generally wants to help, but don’t fight. But instead you heal the injured. Your a brave person, but most people generally [...]
“Over the last few months we have been working hard on creating the next version of the Microsoft anti-spyware technology. Today, we are announcing the new name for this technology. Microsoft Windows Defender. Does this mean a lot is changing?? Well . YES – and all for the better!! As part of our development process, [...]
I just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy Halloween. Watch out for those kids! And for goodness sake watch out for those zombies. This is their favorite night to come out of the woodwork on.
Since the sixties, there has a huge increase in zombie manifestations. Because of this, we need to be always wary of the actions of others, watching for warning signs that they might be infected. In order to better fight a zombie out break, we really need to know what makes them tick. This is an [...]
I just got a big thank you note from the blogstress at Just a Girl. Creamy Wins! Here are the results of the peanut butter poll: 22 crunchy 43 creamy A BIG HUGE thank you to everyone who left their comment about it. Ben had to have at LEAST 25 respondents, however if he had [...]
LONDON (AFP) – Britain’s Prince Harry was forced to drop his trousers during a military parade to prove he did not have his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his royal rear, a British newspaper said. Does Prince Harry have his girlfriend’s name inked on his backside? The world may never know. During a parade, a colour [...]
OK….Here’s the deal…. Thousands of people have money sitting at the Internal Revenue Service that could be claimed if they would just tell the tax collectors where they live. The IRS said Tuesday that $73 million in tax refunds that were sent to taxpayers this year did not reach the destination. In most cases, the [...]
I guess I need to go demand my two fifty from when I filled up the tank this morning… Check out the story I can’t verify : Average U.S. Gas Price Drops 25 Cents – Yahoo! News