I’ve gotten a ton of these emails that were stopped cold by our virus protection at work. I even got a couple that were “from the FBI” that were pretty funny. One also claimed to be from the CIA. I’m just glad I didn’t get one from FEMA. That would’ve been [...]
I got this in my email today….
Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray
against spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at
predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and
three committees to approve the change [...]
I got this in my email yesterday…… It’s just a bunch of words, but it really makes you think about current events.
Here’s a riddle for you:
If it happens to a dog, it’s cruelty.
If it happens to a child, it’s abuse.
If it happens to a prison inmate, it’s cruel and unusual punishment.
If it happens in [...]
Now I love my mother in law with all my heart. And I know Suzette loves my mom. But I also know that not always the case. This is a cute little story with a moral that could really be applied to any relationship.
A long time ago in China, a girl named [...]
I’ve got a funny story to tell. Since Suzette is out of town and none of us feel like watching me single handedly keep McDonald’s in business, I went to eat dinner at my mom’s house last night. Bobby (my step dad) made his world famous chicken. It was a really good [...]
OK….I’ve already posted a joke I got about a good husband. Now here’s one about a not so good husband.
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important [...]
On an emailing I was on I posted this link to an article at SciFi about JMS writing a treatment for a new Star Trek show and the possibility of him pitching it to Paramount for production.
Here the two replies:
That would be cool. I think the franchise does need a breath of fresh air, [...]
I got this in my email. I thought it was funny. But it also shows a model of a good husband…
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol a bit. He didn’t even remember how [...]
I got this in my email at work. It really hits home….
WHY DIDN’T WE HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM?
The other day, someone at a small-town store read that a methamphetamine
lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county. He asked
me a rhetorical question, “Why didn’t we have [...]
I got this in my email tonight. I thought I’d comment on it some..
The Guys’ Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear “the rules” from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the [...]
I got this from Mom in my email:
For God so loVed the world,
……That He gAve
………….His onLy
…………BegottEn
……………….SoN
…………………..That everyone who
…….Believes In Him
………….might Not perish,
…….But have Everlasting life.”
— John 3:16
Pretty cool huh?